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NEVER. (via meaghano) Keep on keepin’ on |
LOOK OUT TUMBLR!
Also, jesus:
“What does the girl who’s been happily dating her boyfriend for several months really want for Christmas this year? An engagement ring.”
several MONTHS? Who are these people? O also,
“if he was the pursuer, and you’ve done him the honor of letting him retain that role throughout the courtship, then your odds of engagement are vastly better than if you picked him up, called him, asked him out, etc.”
DOH! And:
“The man who gives you inexpensive lingerie from T.J. Maxx is more likely to end up proposing than the one who gives you an expensive cashmere scarf from Loro Piana.”
O, of course. Wait, no, what?
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Censored gay sex scenes in From Here to Eternity revealed | guardian.co.uk via thisrecording (via sexartandpolitics) I’m not even going to pretend I’m not going to masturbate to this. |
I have all the female friends that I need. I’m good for now, ladies. If you’re looking for a guy to be friends with so that you can tell him about all the problems you’re having with other guys, keep walking. Move on. I’m getting plenty of that as it is. I don’t need any more!
I’ve just renewed my gym membership. I’m in the process of losing weight, getting a few more tattoos and just becoming a dick in general. 2010 is going to be GREAT!
you really don’t have to lose weight.