Mustang Halle
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newsandbooze:

oh yes.

I already know the three people bitches I will be seeing this with.

newsandbooze:

oh yes.

I already know the three people bitches I will be seeing this with.

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p.s. if at all possible, can you refrain from excerpting this email on your blog and turning it into a comment on dating in the 21st century?

raynor ganan

NEVER.

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Keep on keepin’ on

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I made this one! Mmmmm, that’s some good meme. Thank you Internet!

I made this one! Mmmmm, that’s some good meme. Thank you Internet!

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I just pretend that my life is an episode of Sex in the City to keep from murdering people.
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LOOK OUT TUMBLR!

Also, jesus:

“What does the girl who’s been happily dating her boyfriend for several months really want for Christmas this year? An engagement ring.”

several MONTHS? Who are these people? O also,

“if he was the pursuer, and you’ve done him the honor of letting him retain that role throughout the courtship, then your odds of engagement are vastly better than if you picked him up, called him, asked him out, etc.”

DOH! And:

“The man who gives you inexpensive lingerie from T.J. Maxx is more likely to end up proposing than the one who gives you an expensive cashmere scarf from Loro Piana.”

O, of course. Wait, no, what?

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Can I bring this in to my hairdresser? Do people still say hairdresser? I think it sounds cuter.

Can I bring this in to my hairdresser? Do people still say hairdresser? I think it sounds cuter.

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i’m sorry to unfollow you, new-enid, but I need my job to have money for food and clothes.

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Is it wrong that I love that shrunken head’s haircut? Diva, please!

Is it wrong that I love that shrunken head’s haircut? Diva, please!

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Kaylie Jones, a novelist in her own right, says her father, James Jones, was told by his publisher Scribner to eliminate both expletives and homosexual scenes in From Here to Eternity, which was based on his own experiences in Hawaii in the army on the eve of the Pearl Harbour bombing. The original manuscript of From Here to Eternity went into “great detail” about the kinds of sexual favours soldiers like Private Angelo Maggio, played in the film by Frank Sinatra, would provide to rich gay men for money, Kaylie Jones revealed in an article written for US news website the Daily Beast.

Censored gay sex scenes in From Here to Eternity revealed | guardian.co.uk

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I’m not even going to pretend I’m not going to masturbate to this.

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IT'S OFFICIAL

steveagee:

I have all the female friends that I need. I’m good for now, ladies.  If you’re looking for a guy to be friends with so that you can tell him about all the problems you’re having with other guys, keep walking.  Move on.  I’m getting plenty of that as it is.  I don’t need any more!

I’ve just renewed my gym membership.  I’m in the process of losing weight, getting a few more tattoos and just becoming a dick in general.  2010 is going to be GREAT!

you really don’t have to lose weight.